You know you’re a mom when …

My loves I’ve had the pleasure of doing a little collabo with a fellow momma. She’s amazing and a damn well kindred spirit I tell ya!

Let her introduce herself!

“My name is Ashlee – I’m a new mom and wife with a passion for dessert, sarcasm, and fitness. My blog encompasses all of these with a few laughs thrown in as well”

Follow her if you want some great reads and a good laugh!

http://www.cookiemonstermom.com/blog

So here OUR tea all mamas can relate to,

You know you’re a mom when…

When you prefer your coffee cold.

You know you’re a mom when…

When you can yell at someone 10 times a day to quit touching their penis without having to call the police about it.

You know you’re a mom when…

When cleaning up someone else’s poop quickly becomes a norm – and you’re not bothered by it.

You know you’re a mom when…

When all you eat is your toddler’s leftovers.

You know you’re a mom when…

When you know someone’s “poop face” better than your own.

You know you’re a mom when…

When you haven’t gone to the bathroom alone in years.

You know you’re a mom when…

When having a long hot bath or shower without hearing crying is a luxury.

You know you’re a mom when…

When brushing your teeth feels like a huge accomplishment.

You know you’re a mom when…

When you own more yoga pants than pairs of jeans.

You know you’re a mom when…

When your hairstyle of choice is the mom-bun because you haven’t washed your hair in days.

You know you’re a mom when…

When you have petrified french fries on the floor of your car.

You know you’re a mom when…

When you have a booger sucker in your purse.

You know you’re a mom when…

When you leave the house and remember your hand held breast pump but forget your phone.

You know you’re a mom when…

When stepping on Legos doesn’t even hurt anymore.

You know you’re a mom when…

When you hide in the pantry to eat your cookies so you don’t have to share them with your kids.

You know you’re a mom when…

When 8 hours of sleep is only a fairy tale.

You know you’re a mom when…

When you get upset at people in public for not having “stroller etiquette.”

You know you’re a mom when…

When nothing irritates you more than seeing someone without kids park in the family parking spot.

You know you’re a mom when…

When you are willing to murder whoever rang the doorbell during nap time.

You know you’re a mom when…

When your free time includes folding laundry, unloading the dishwasher, cleaning the floors and MAYBE sitting on the couch for 5 minutes before the baby wakes up.

You know you’re a mom when…

When you’re rocking and swaying without even holding your baby.

You know you’re a mom when…

When your boobs are always out and you don’t even care anymore (breastfeeding moms)

You know you’re a mom when…

When you’ve mastered the skill of multitasking.

You know you’re a mom when…

When you wish every store had a driver thru.

You know you’re a mom when…

When you have to pretend you know what they’re babbling about

You know you’re a mom when…

The words “don’t put that in the mouth is said daily.

You know you’re a mom when…

When play dates are more like mommy dates with loads of caffeine and chit chatting about who puked on you this week.

You know you’re a mom when…

When you crave alone time but when you get it you wish your kids were there.

You know you’re a mom when…

When you have a hard time buying things for yourself but have a cart filled with stuff for your kids.

You know you’re a mom when…

When you’re child is asleep you wish they were awake but when they’re awake you wish they were sleeping.

You know you’re a mom when…

When after a long hectic day you’re still proud to be their mom.

Comment and let us know what your “You know your a mom when…”

Xo

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